OCCUPATION: PART TIME TUNE MONKEY ON THE MOST ASS-KICKING RADIO STATION ON THE F**KING FACE OF GOD’S GREEN EARTH, 98X
BIOGRAPHY: ABANDONED BY PARENTS AND RAISED BY A PACK OF WOLVES, MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES OF “OH SH*T, LET’S GET OUTTA HERE NIGHTS” AND “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PANTS MORNINGS” UNTIL FINALLY SETTLIN’ DOWN TO A QUIET LIFE OF ROCK N ROLL HERE ON 98X.
FAMILY: TEST-TUBE, WOLVES..
GOAL IN LIFE: WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, AN OVER-ACHIEVER?
MUSIC: AHHH…. ALICE IN CHAINS, MOTORHEAD, KISS, REPLACEMENTS, HUSKER DU, METALLICA, SUBLIME, CHILI PEPPERS (EARLY), SCREAMING TREES, NIRVANA, ANYTHING CHRIS CORNELL’S BEEN IN..
(DIG ME SOME SOUNDGARDEN),BUCKCHERRY, ANY GAL WHISPERING IN MY EAR WITH WHISKEY BREATH…
FAVORITE MOVIES: PULP FICTION, ANIMAL HOUSE, BEST OF CHRISTY CANYON..
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: NOT MANY… I FRIGGIN’ HATE THE REALITY CRAP… WHEN I GET HOME, I WANNA FORGET REALITY, YOU CORPORATE NETWORK DI*K HEADS!!!!!!!
BIGGEST PET PEEVE: DRIVING ON THE OUTER BANKS FROM SAY, MARCH TO NOVEMBER….
IF I WASN’T IN RADIO I WOULD: BE WORKING FOR LACEY’S ESCORT SERVICE.
DREAM JOB: STUNT DOUBLE FOR RON JEREMY
CLOSING: HOPE YOU’VE FOUND THIS INSIGHTFUL AND AMUSING… IF NOT, OH WELL… PUT DOWN THE MOUSE AND CRANK UP THE ROCK ON 98X….
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